Monday, November 3, 2008

Not Me Monday

Is it Monday already? Is it November already? I actually had to call the hubs to ask him if he could come up with some stupid things I definitely didn't do this past week. My brain just does not function in the mornings. Luckily, his does. ENJOY!

I definitely did not eat Eliza's Halloween candy. Not me...I don't even like sweets!

I also didn't send most of the candy to work with my husband so that I would not eat one more piece.

I definitely did not spill cold coffee all over my stroller, Eliza's head, and my Petunia Pickle Bottom Diaper Bag. That would be very clumsy.

I certainly did not let E eat off her high chair tray off the floor because she would scream if we put her in the high chair. That would be establishing very bad habits.

There's no way I would scratch my cornea taking off my makeup. I know better than to rub my eyes vigorously with baby shampoo and a washcloth.

And again I would never let Eliza poop on the rug. That would just never, ever happen in this house- even if she was constipated and I let her run around with her diaper off for two minutes.

What have you "not" done? Head on over to my charming kids, join in the fun and know your not the only one NOT doing things!


Lori said...

well at least it was cold coffee... lol don't you hate those duhhhh moments of life?

Tracy said...

Hey whatever gets the kid to go!

Dana said...

i didn't eat candy either this halloween, not me!!!

CC said...

I so didn't get irate that my kids collected almost no chocolate. Since I'd never eat the candy anyways.

Jen R. said...

I woke up in a horrible lazy mood and canceled the baby sitter and didn't go to school! Oh goodness. I found you from Twenty Something mom group! Love your cute blog!