I have been working on my resume- you know just in case my SAHM or a WAHM pipe dream doesn't come true. HA! and I started thinking of all the new and wonderful skills I have as a mom. So here is the start of my mommy resume. I did this in a rush and left out so many wonderful thins I am sure. Please feel free to suggest additions!
Danielle The MomMommyville, USA
Objective: To raise a child who does not need therapy or hate her parents
Education:
- 30 Minute Discharge Class at JFK Hospital
- Babyzone Due Date Club 2006-present
- University of Google
Experiences:
- Changing explosive poopy diapers
- Rocking until I can't rock no more
- waking up every two hours despite fatigue
Special Skills:
- baby wearing
- swaddling
- soothing a crying baby
- folding laundry with one arm
- making dinner with baby on my back or in my arms
- leaving a room without waking baby
- typing while holding baby
- taking rectal temperatures
- blogging while entertaining baby
forgetting to administersadministering baby vitamins- singing nursery rhymes and finger plays
- bathing a slippery infant
References:
Nana Tamez
Grammyita Miller
Happiest Baby on the BlockOn Becoming BabywiseThe Baby Whisperer
Anyway, I know many of my blogger buds are in the education field so if you would like to help me out and give my real resume a once over- drop me an e-mail. Anyelday@aol.com
so now I really have to go work on my resume for real!
2 comments:
that was too funny! I loved it! If you want me to look at your 'real' resume- I can. I can have hubby use his principal training to help out too- if you want.
Cute! I'm not sure I'd be qualified to look over your resume. Are you thinking of leaving teaching or moving schools?
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